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THE MOST CLEVER CHICKEN JOKE
Posted December 24, 2011 by Vicky Dagan in Hobbies
So why the chicken cross the road?
DrSEUSS;
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with tha toad?[[
Yes the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed I'ved not been told;

ARISTOTLE;
'IT is the nature of chicken to cross the road;
ROBERTO DE NIRO;
'Are you tellin'me the chicken crossed the road?
Is that what you tellin mo?
HANSIE CRONJE;
What if I Could guarantee it wouldn't get to the other side?
BILL GATES;
'We just just the e-checken 2012' which will not [bonly[cross the road,but will lay eggs,do your homework, learn the times table and aoutmatically open Enternet Explorer;
FREUD;
The fact that you are concerned about the chicken reveals underlying insecurityHow do you feel about your mother?
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